To begin with, I'm not even a writer. I've never written prose. I don't know how to write prose. I don't know how to write anything that isn't prose. I'm not a prose writer. I'm not any kind of writer. I don't know a verb from a laxative, and a past participle might as well be a lost saga from Iceland. So, it may come as no surprise that writing this fricking 16,000-word story WHICH IS JUST PART ONE!(ebook series), is driving me crazy.
Of course, I have to make it War and Peace!